tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post113319203572699852..comments2023-08-29T09:12:53.828-05:00Comments on OMIGOD ... I'm ThirtyWHAT?: Fa La La La LaThirtyWhathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15013731537383431181noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-1134843885156565952005-12-17T12:24:00.000-06:002005-12-17T12:24:00.000-06:00BTW, that song title is supposed to be "Crotchopus...BTW, that song title is supposed to be "Crotchopus". It's less damaging than a power drill but works just as well.Yomperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05894181981015798339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-1134843730940007732005-12-17T12:22:00.000-06:002005-12-17T12:22:00.000-06:00Well, I can't come across a list of funny Christma...Well, I can't come across a list of funny Christmas songs without making this recommendation: "Crothopus" by the band Crotchduster. Like the title implies, it's a long song that's not appropriate for children. The song as a whole isn't about Christmas, but there's a skit in it about an ultra-violent Christmas revenge movie. Imagine a movie trailer where two elves have the following conversation:<BR/><BR/>"Hey Joe, when's the last time you got a raise?"<BR/>"Fuckin' never!"<BR/>"Me too. What do you say we kill Santa and ruin Christmas?"<BR/>"Yeah! Cut his dick off and stick it in his ass!"<BR/>"Alright!"<BR/>"Alright!"<BR/><BR/>The segment ends (after many more big laughs) with the velvet-voiced announcer proclaiming, "Santa's elves know you're kids haven't been good this year. Fuck your kids, and fuck you too! This movie has been rated G."<BR/><BR/>Only about two of the song's 14 minutes relate to Christmas, so I'm not sure I can call it a Christmas song. However, anyone who has heard it (with the right sense of humor) can tell you that it's an instant holiday classic, and a surefire cure for a Jingle Bell Rock overdose. If you're interested in looking it up, it's on what I believe to be Crotchduster's only album, "Big Fat Box of Shit". It's offensive though (No kidding!), so don't say you weren't warned.Yomperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05894181981015798339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-1133455057250014822005-12-01T10:37:00.000-06:002005-12-01T10:37:00.000-06:00(Shudder) - I'd forgotten all about Jingle Cats. ...(Shudder) - I'd forgotten all about Jingle Cats. <BR/><BR/>All Jingle Cats CDs should be taken out ... dipped in gasoline ... lit on fire ... then the ashes should be spread over a piece of Earth ... then that ground should be salted and cursed so that nothing will ever grow ... and, finally, a sign should be erected that reads, "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter" ... so that future generations can avoid all contact with or karma from the Jingle Cats.<BR/><BR/>Yes, folks, THAT is how bad the Jingle Cats are. They are like the black plague of this century ... spread on the backs of rats and radio stations alike.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Step ... cause now that stupid song is stuck in my HEAD. Where's the power drill?ThirtyWhathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15013731537383431181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-1133401570897272232005-11-30T19:46:00.000-06:002005-11-30T19:46:00.000-06:00WHAT!?!?!?! How come the Jingle Cats weren't menti...WHAT!?!?!?! How come the Jingle Cats weren't mentioned?? You KNOW they're your favorite.<BR/><BR/><BR/>"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow WOOF!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-1133219268418807352005-11-28T17:07:00.000-06:002005-11-28T17:07:00.000-06:00You had some great Christmas tracks. I really love...You had some great Christmas tracks. I really love Elf's Lament!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for playing.The Mistress of the Darkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16923975714269274370noreply@blogger.com