tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post7943334069199182379..comments2023-08-29T09:12:53.828-05:00Comments on OMIGOD ... I'm ThirtyWHAT?: ThirtyWhat's Semi-Annual Voyage of the DamnedThirtyWhathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15013731537383431181noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-81440934244095593682010-05-04T18:37:35.767-05:002010-05-04T18:37:35.767-05:00And Kate Gosselin.And Kate Gosselin.Stephalopolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08741985032877942352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-6886432323007080842010-05-04T18:22:38.927-05:002010-05-04T18:22:38.927-05:00I nominate Justin Bieber and Ryan Secrest.I nominate Justin Bieber and Ryan Secrest.Stephalopolishttp://whenbrownturnsgreen.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-77340589138944217042007-01-06T22:41:00.000-06:002007-01-06T22:41:00.000-06:00I beg of you to please find a berth for Mary-Kate ...I beg of you to please find a berth for Mary-Kate Olsen who NEEDS to put on the notorious 5 - 7 pound 'cruise weight'. It is one thing to be thin, but this female is truly ill and seeing her in the check-out isle tabloids just depresses me. <br />I know, maybe the galley can force feed anything that weighs less than 105 pounds…..sort of the Weight Watcher’s Cruise to Hell for the Damned!<br />Oh, and Frank Loesser is the composer and lyricist on my copy of Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat (Guys and Dolls).<br />Happy New Year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-17085018002627969532007-01-05T14:48:00.000-06:002007-01-05T14:48:00.000-06:00I don't remember who was on the last boat, but for...I don't remember who was on the last boat, but for the love of GOD, take Ashlee Simpson on the boat.<br /><br />She is the only person that I know of who can pull a Milli Vanilli on LIVE TELEVISION (Milli Vanilli was caught during a concert) and no one seems to give a rat's ass. In fact, she was given a second album (and a nose job, but shhhhhhh) and the public somehow is okay with that. *sigh* I'd thow her on there PERSONALLY.<br /><br />Another person who can go on the boat is Flava Flav. WHAT THE HOLY HELL DO THOSE LADIES SEE IN HIM? HE'S GOT TO BE AT LEAST 40 AND HE LOOKS UGLIER THAN SIN. AND THE CLOCK WENT OUT OF STYLE IN THE MID-90S. *grumble* Can I hit him over the head with that clock necklace?<br /><br />*sigh* I think I'm one rocking chair away from yelling at kids to get off my lawn.<br /><br />~Idiot's Anonymous<br /><br />PS: Who's driving the boat? I wanna personally see them off. :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-48688059339190714962007-01-04T18:38:00.000-06:002007-01-04T18:38:00.000-06:00Loved the idea and the prose. I nominate Katie Cou...Loved the idea and the prose. I nominate Katie Couric, Barbra Streisand, Dr. Phil, snoop-dog, Oprah, all of the Baldwin brothers and Pat Robertson.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9238596.post-33758690464683534152007-01-04T08:42:00.000-06:002007-01-04T08:42:00.000-06:00While I find your post hilarious and creatively wr...While I find your post hilarious and creatively written, the real gem is in the concept, which is quite compelling. <br /><br />I would like to nominate the following and will defer to your judgment for placement on the waiting list:<br /><br />Rosie O'Donnell, Jay Leno, Cameron Diaz, any former American Idol winner (or contestant), Gwyneth Paltrow, Tom Cruise, Tori Spelling, Bill O'Reilly, and Matthew McConawhat.<br /><br />Some of these are undoubtedly of dubious A-list status, so stowe them where you may.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com