Monday, May 07, 2007

He Just Can't Help Himself ...

Proving, once again, that our fearless leader just wasn't cut out for public speaking, President Bush put his foot in his mouth today when get nearly got the date of his own country's bicentennial wrong.

While addressing more than 7,000 politicians, diplomats, oval office staff and reporters, Dubya said of the monarch:

"You helped our nation to celebrate its bicentennial in 17 ... 1976."

This should surprise no one ... considering sixteen years ago when the Queen last visited, Dubya's father ... number 41 ... also screwed the pooch.

When the Queen delivered her address in 1991, all that could be seen of her above the podium and microphones was her hat. Apparently, someone forgot to put the small, raised platform in place ready for the royal VIP. You know, I guess it just runs in the family.

But just look at that picture up there. Dontcha just know she's thinking, "You people dumped us ... for this? Really?"

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind

Queen - Killer Queen


  1. College One6:41 PM

    There's a facebook group out there with telling us that the US to be given back to them. Apparently, we have proven we are not worthy to have our own country-

    In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and
    thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the Revocation of Your
    Independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth
    II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and
    territories excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy. Your new prime
    minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need
    for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A
    questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you

    Cookies everyday at 4? I'm all for it!

    ~University One (College over there isn't the same thing as over here)

  2. That is the funniest shit ever ... "except Kansas, which she does not fancy."

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