Proving, once again, that our fearless leader just wasn't cut out for public speaking, President Bush put his foot in his mouth today when get nearly got the date of his own country's bicentennial wrong.
While addressing more than 7,000 politicians, diplomats, oval office staff and reporters, Dubya said of the monarch:
This should surprise no one ... considering sixteen years ago when the Queen last visited, Dubya's father ... number 41 ... also screwed the pooch.
When the Queen delivered her address in 1991, all that could be seen of her above the podium and microphones was her hat. Apparently, someone forgot to put the small, raised platform in place ready for the royal VIP. You know, I guess it just runs in the family.
But just look at that picture up there. Dontcha just know she's thinking, "You people dumped us ... for this? Really?"
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