Planters Peanuts - Ugly Girl - God! Insulting much? And you know what? I don't have a uni-brow ... or a huge wart on my face ... but just for that ... I'm not buying Planters. Fuck you, peanut man. - B
T-Mobile - Charles Barkley - Just another reason that your friends shouldn't have 24/7 access to you. I'm just saying. - B
Pepsi - Justin Timberlake - OMIGOD ... I would've paid to see Justin Timberlake get the shit beat out of him ... and they give it away for free? Come here, Pepsi ... lemme give you a hug. LOL - A++
Doritos - Mouse Trap - What the HELL? This guy has people dressed as giant mice in his walls? Huh? Okay, fine ... I'll admit it. I laughed. - C+
