Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Weird Science ...

In a stunning turn of events today, Tom Cruise, Mayor Tim Davlin and Ward 2 Ald. Frank McNeil suggested that Springfield should consider dropping the required psychological test for firefighters and police candidates.

Cruise told SJ-R staff writer, Chris Wetterich, "Psychiatry is a pseudoscience. You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do." A short while later, he ended the interview after declaring, "Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, you don't even -- you're glib."

Tim Davlin then hopped onto a couch, fell rapturously to one knee and repeatedly professed his love for Frank McNeil.

You gotta love politics in the capitol city ...

From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand
My intentions ... oooh, weird ...
Weird science!

Oingo Boingo - Weird Science


  1. What next? Should we expect Davlin and McNeil to start wearing red string wrist bands now?

  2. Idiot's Anonymous3:48 PM

    ... I can't see the story... -_-