In a stunning turn of events today, Tom Cruise, Mayor Tim Davlin and Ward 2 Ald. Frank McNeil suggested that Springfield should consider dropping the required psychological test for firefighters and police candidates.
Cruise told SJ-R staff writer, Chris Wetterich, "Psychiatry is a pseudoscience. You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do." A short while later, he ended the interview after declaring, "Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, you don't even -- you're glib."
Tim Davlin then hopped onto a couch, fell rapturously to one knee and repeatedly professed his love for Frank McNeil.
You gotta love politics in the capitol city ...
Why don't people understand
My intentions ... oooh, weird ...
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