As if football wasn't homo-erotic enough on it's own, one of NFL's creative geniuses decided to book The Cirque Du Soleil for the opening ceremony. [Shudder] How bout we just get the cast of Brokeback Mountain out there and make this year's theme, "Why can't I quit you?"
... but Janet Reno in a superbowl ad? That was pretty amusing ...
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
1986 Chicago Bears - The Superbowl Shuffle