Eleventh Commercial Break:Alright, so I missed a couple of breaks. The dogs tolerate my blogging ... but they're only going to wait so long before the carpet starts looking like high-grade fescue. Plus, I had this carmel brownie thing in the pantry ... nevermind ... let's just go.
Carne Asada - Taco Bell - Grade B+
Robert Goulet - Emerald Nuts - Grade B
Don't Judge A Book - Fed Ex Ground - Grade C+
Rollin' VIP - Nationwide - Grade A
Hitchiker - Bud Light - Grade B
Winner: Okay, so ... here's why I blog anonymously. Because when I post this, someone is going to feel compelled to kick my ass. I love that K-Fed commercial. God, I want that song! "And if you need a dollah, hollah, cause I got a whole stack ..." Sweet!
Your plan failed. I know who you are, and I am on the road driving down right now to kick your ass.
ReplyDeleteThe only redeeming quality of that commercial was when he was a fry cook. That made me give a chuckle.
I liked the hithchiker one :D That's one my top faves :D "bottle opener." "it's a chainsaw." Great stuff.
~College One
I am changing the locks on the doors as we speak ... because you are one of the few who actually do know where to find me and kick my ass.
ReplyDeleteI really did like the K-Fed one ... I think because he makes fun of himself. I mean, on a personal level, he's a leech who uses women as long as it's profitable and convenient for him. But ... decayed soul aside ... that ad was a hoot.
You're right, the hitchiker ad really was great ... I didn't give it enough credit.