Friday, June 08, 2007

But Paris, You Look So Good In Orange ...

L.A. Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer ordered Paris Hilton to return to the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Lynwood, just one day after sheriff's officials released her to house arrest. The judge ruled that Hilton will have to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence in the jail facility.

Fox News contributor Greta Van Susteren, who sat in the court room just a few feet from Hilton, reported afterward on Hilton's appearance: "She shakes, she twitches, she quivers. She's sick. There's something wrong with her. ... This is a woman who needs some medical attention."

Before you jump on the "Poor Paris" bandwagon, remember ... she's not going to jail for her moving violation.

Her legal woes began last fall when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a street in her Mercedes-Benz. She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to 36 months of probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. Did that stop our favorite flake?

Oh no ... in the following months, Paris was pulled over not once ... but twice ... for driving on a suspended license. My only question is this ... if she's that fucking rich, couldn't she afford a driver?

I think SNL said it best when they said ... BUH BYE.

Talk to ya later
Don’t want to hear it again tonight
Talk to ya later
Just save it for another guy
Talk to ya later
Don’t want to hear it again tonight
I’ll just see you around

Tubes - Talk To You Later

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