CHILLI MAN HOTDOG SAUCE!
Try to contain your jealousy. I'm not keeping this valuable information to myself! Schnucks on Sangamon is the source of this delicacy. Go, my friends ... go and make yourself the best coney dog on the planet.
Better not up and get over zealous
Watch out now y'all
Come on now fellas
Pass me down the relish
James Taylor - Chili Dog
Update: Once my initial joy in finding the coney dog sauce of the gods wore off, I had time to really look at it ... and I'm confused. If you've ever had Chilli Man Coney Island Hot Dog Sauce before, you'll remember the smallish can it came in. Now that same product is 15 oz. ... the same size as their other chilli products.
I'm sure the new super-sized version is great if you have a large family or are planning some sort of "coney dog party" ... but in normal circumstances, you'd never begin to eat everything in the can at one sitting. In fact, according to the label, a "serving size" is 2 tablespoons ... and there are 14 servings in a can. No big deal, you say? Each two tablespoon serving is 120 calories. Even a mathmatical mental midget like myself can figure out that means there are 1,680 calories in every can.
I donno ... don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled to have it back. I just don't who needs that much coney sauce.