Monday, August 14, 2006

A Look At The Fair - Part Deux

Since everyone is so focused on the butter cow, I thought I'd take a moment to point out that there's another cow right outside the dairy building ... and she doesn't even get one percent of the attention that we shower on that bovine inside. And with that, I give you ... Marla Moo ...

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge

Kelis - Milkshake


  1. Classic song quote...

    Great, now that's going to be in my head all day....

  2. Maybe it's just me ... but when I hear that song all I can think of is Peter Griffin shoving his man boobs together ... [shudder]

  3. Anonymous1:53 AM

    What's the electronics inside Marla Moo's head for? Does she talk or make noise?

  4. I have no idea ... and I was wondering the same thing myself. It looks like she has a circuit board in her head ... but I've walked past her probably a dozen times this year alone and I've never heard her moo.

    I think I'll try to get an answer ... more info to come ...