True, for some of us it's a paradox ... funny ... and yet depressing at the same time. No, I do not speak Klingon ... so don't bother asking. But, having said that ... 'oy' DaSIQjaj!
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?
Weird Al - It's All About The Pentiums
