Well, it was a whole lot of sizzle ... and a teeny tiny steak. Tonight was Katie Couric's first appearance on CBS's nightly news ... if you don't count last Thursday's Bob Schieffer love-fest. Here are just a few random thoughts on tonight's premier:
Katie has either had a face lift or
her makeup artist is going for
a distinctly Vulcan appearance.
On a similar note, Katie ...
step away from the charcoal eyeliner.
You're not Robert Smith ...
and you're miles from goth.
CBS has added a new segment entitled
"Free Speech." Who knew the public was
clamoring for a nightly Andy Rooney segment.
(my ex-husband) put it succinctly ...
"It blew whale."
There's a reason Tom and Katie didn't
show their baby. God love her ...
Suri is proof that beautiful people
don't necessarily make beautiful babies.
(my ex-husband) hates
Steve Hartman ... I don't know why.
Just thought I'd share.
And finally, since she asked,
I have a fantastic "closer" for Katie ...
"I'm Katie Couric, BITCH!"
You're welcome, Katie. No need for compensation. This one's on me ...
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
Have you seen her come around?
My crush with eyeliner
REM - Crush With Eyeliner
