Wednesday, September 06, 2006

You Go Girl!

When I first signed up for the Big Brother All-Stars live feeds back in July, I thought it was going to be the best thing since sliced bread. I had every intention of posting daily updates on the feeds and what was going on behind the scenes.

But the reality is ... that reality ... is boring. Think about it ... if I had a camera on you twenty four hours a day seven days a week, how much of it would be really interesting? 1/3rd of it? 1/5th of it? 1/20th of it?

After a summer of getting the whole scoop, I can tell you with total honesty that CBS doesn't hold much back. If you watch their weekly broadcasts, you're seeing 99% of any drama that is going on in the house.

What are you missing out on? You're missing an abundance of boring monologues about medical problems, strategy, and life in general. You're missing uncensored profanity ... and lots of it. If you think hearing someone say "fuck" is scandalous, sign up now. Otherwise, there's nothing that shocking worth paying for. Imagine what you talk with your co-workers on break each morning ... now imagine paying $15 a month to watch other people have those same conversations ... for hours. That's it in a nutshell.

However, through the feeds I did hear Boogie describing to Dr. Will something he did to Erica up in the HOH room. It's way too graphic to describe here ... but I guarantee it won't make it onto network television. Oddly enough I would've paid CBS and Real Network $15 a month not to know about it. I wake up at night in a cold sweat with the mental image.

But I digress ... I'm proud of Janelle for finding her long-lost balls and finally booting Dr. Will. The girl deserves to be the last one standing. Actually, anyone can win ... hell, the yard gnomes can win as long as Mike Boogie doesn't go home with the money. That man is a walking piece of garbage and should be required to have a biohazard warning tattooed on his forehead.

In any case ... Go Janelle!

It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye
Of the tiger

Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger

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