Thursday, May 30, 2013

Merci Beaucoup, Ma Chère ...

Last night was date night at Casa De Stoney.  He grilled out for us ... and you know how much I dig a man who grills.  Rawr!   We relaxed and hung out ... just listening to music.  We learned a little bit about one another.  He, for instance, learned I have a sentimental weakness for a certain Whitesnake song.  I, on the other hand, learned he's a little concerned about my lascivious reaction to Warrant's "Uncle Tom's Cabin."  I can understand that.  Most girls get turned on by Barry White or Marvin Gaye ... not a song that describes people hiding dead bodies.  What can I say?  I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a taco.  Mmmm ... tacos!

He also turned me on to something incredible tonight.  No, you pervs. Get your head out of the gutter.  I'm talking about a television show.   Stop what you're doing ... and go watch Inside Amy Schumer.   It's the funniest thing I've seen since ... hell, I don't even know the last time I laughed that hard.

The sketch about porn from a woman's POV had me laughing until I nearly had an asthma attack.  There was another sketch about Amy farting when she's scared.  Seriously ... Stoney was laughing so hard we had to pause it for a few minutes to let him catch his breath and get a drink of water.   The bad news is that although I linked to the former ... the latter doesn't have a separate clip.  The good news is that Comedy Central offers entire episodes online ... so here's a link to the whole episode that has both sketches in it!

It's fun finding something new ... and while I'd read an article on Gawker about Amy a week or so ago, I hadn't had a chance to check her out.   So thanks, Stoney ... for turning me onto a great new show ... and for cheering me up ... and for the delicious dinner ... and for the two CDs ... and for the kisses ... and for my new favorite song of the week.  It was a close call between the song below and Methods of Mayhem.  Not really ... I'm lying.  It wasn't that close.  This one wins by a landslide!

I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you

Jaron & The Long Road To Love - Pray For You

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