So ... let's say that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. You're living the life ... a new house ... a new car. And you decide ... you need a new job. You're not making enough money.
So, you quit your job and get a new position as a vice president of a similar company. After a month or so, it hits you that you're no longer salaried and you're working 16 hour days. You come home beat and realize ... you're not making enough money.
So, you quit that job and get a new position as a secretary. The days are long. Your feet hurt, your back hurts, and you're developing an ulcer. Once again you realize ... you're not making enough money.
So, you quit that job and go to work at McDonald's.
Boys and girls ... does that story make any sense? Do you see the flaw in that logic? Of course you do. Stevie Wonder can see the flaw in that logic.
If you can see it ... and if I can see it ... why can't J see it?
He dated a woman with one child ... and decided he wasn't getting enough attention. He dumped her to date a woman who lived nearly three hours away ... and decided he wasn't get enough attention. He dumped her to date a woman with three kids under the age of 13 ... and decided he wasn't getting enough attention.
If this were on an SAT test, the question would be ... what is the next move in that sequence?
But since you aren't taking the SAT ... you lucky, lucky dog ... I'll go ahead and tell you.
The next progression in that scenario ... is him dumping her to date a woman who lives an hour away, has five children, and is a caretaker for an elderly parent with Parkinson's.
Yup ... that's happening. Nope ... I'm not joking.
It's as though he's ass-deep in a hole ... and just can't quit digging. I'm not sure what's next. Kate Gosselin? Octomom?? An inmate on death row??? How much more untouchable can he get? He laments that he isn't getting enough time or attention from these women ... only to search out someone who is exponentially less likely to give him time or attention.
Here is my reaction to his latest conquest ... in gif form. This says it all ... I have nothing more to add.
Boy, why you tripping like that?
You think 'cause you tricking
You get it just like that?
Wait a minute
Pussycat Dolls - Wait a Minute